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30 minutes with Simon Beard, with your real numbers on the table.

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Seminars give you inspiration. Advice without your numbers is a guess.

Only in the last few weeks, now that we can pull and cross-check your data, have I been able to get X-ray vision into a business: the real constraint, total clarity. That means I can create value for you that was never possible before.

For the first time, I can see under the hood.

Before we meet, your sales, ads, margins and funnel get pulled and cross-checked. No blind spots.

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Direct, read-only access. No spreadsheets, no guesswork.

Value per second.

I value your time. Every second of these 30 minutes is built on your numbers, so it’s the most valuable half hour you’ll spend on your business.

Simon Beard

Bootstrapped Culture Kings to a $600M valuation. Pattern recognition, applied to your numbers.

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The most valuable 30 minutes of your year.

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What kind of business is it?

Revenue in the last 12 months?

Gross margin?

Monthly marketing spend?

How big is the team?

Revenue growth over the last 12 months?

Where does growth feel stuck?

Minimum 40 characters. Specific beats polished.

When do you want to act?

Are you the final decision-maker?

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